Monday, July 14, 2008

Miss USA - Say it ain't so!

Crystal Stewart (Miss USA 2008) and Rachel Smith (Miss USA 2007)


Say it ain’t so… For two years straight our splendid representatives of the Miss USA organization seem to have landed on their respective derriere.



Therefore, I have three simple words for the next Miss USA to represent our country in the Ms. Universe pageant – Miss Jay Alexander.


Starting today, I am starting a petition that will effectively force all future Miss USA contestants to attend "The Miss Jay Alexander School for Wayward Beauty Queens". The first class starts today with this vintage video of Miss Jay Alexander taking on the mean streets of New York City. This video is definitely a must see... Please enjoy!!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You have no idea how much you made my day with this post. I love Ms. Jay. He is the best.

Anonymous said...

Honey, Ms. Jay would turn these girls OOOOUUUUTTTT! Where do we sign them up!